BE A PECKER CHECKER?

[Effie Dickson]

There are important questions to be answered about this LGBT bathroom legislation and transgenders being able to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with. Will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms? Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers and Vaginal Badgers, the people using the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom? And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers? Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked by each Pecker Checker? How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers? And will women be able to wear a Vaginal Badge that certifies their gender so they may bypass repeated inspections by the Vaginal Badgers? What has this country come to when the U.S. Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom S ervice Inspectors? Want to guess their motto...........??? "If you gotta pee - We gotta see!"