FROM THE CHICAGO POLICE CHIEF: THE CITY OF CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT HAS ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING THAT ALL GERMAN SHEPHERD POLICE DOGS WILL BE REPLACED BY COON HOUNDS, DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE CITY IS NOT HAVING ANY PROBLEMS WITH GERMANS.
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