DNC Convention Schedule 2016

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I though you would enjoy seeing the2016 DNC Convention Schedulebelow, and I'm sure it's still early enough to make reservations, and partake in this once in a lifetime event. Stay safe; and in touch...

 

DNC Convention Schedule

Saturday, 27 August   2016

Free lunch, medical marijuana  distribution, and bus ride to the Convention.

Forms distributed for Food Stamp  enrollment.

2:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for  Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM

Opening Flag Burning  Ceremony

Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM

Address on "Being the Real  You"

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the  Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

"How to Bank $200 Million as a  Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

“How to have a successful career  without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton  and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

Medals of Freedom presentation to  Army deserter Bo Berghdal & Baltimore Looters

5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph  Session

Souvenir photographs of Hillary  and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

5:45 PM

Tribute to All of the 57  States

Congresswoman Nancy  Pelosi

6:00 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore  rioters, and on using the terminology

"Alternative Shoppers" instead of  "Looters"

7:30 PM

Announcement of VP Nominee Chris  Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal

when Hillary realizes she got him  killed in Benghazi

8:30 PM

The White House "Semantics  Committee" Meeting

General vote on re-branding  "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM

“Liberal Bias in Media – How we  can make it work for you”

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC,  ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

with Guest Speaker, Brian  Williams

9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom  Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

9:45 PM

Personal Finance Seminar -  "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"

Hillary Clinton

10:00 PM

Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun  Owners

10:30 PM

Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving  of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.

11:00 PM

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own  Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post

and How to Pretend It's No Big  Deal"

Hosted by Hillary  Clinton

11:30 PM

"How to Offend Christians While  Implementing Sharia Law in America"

"Sneaky Joe" Biden

12:00 AM

Official Nomination of  Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews   

 

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