As Creepy As Clowns

Dark Clouds Rain Down Tears Washing Away Swirling Colors From The Clown's Face..

I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business.  This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yea, you gotta pen?" 
 
She said, "Yea, I got a pen". 
 
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." 
 
Cost me 6 stitches. .. but when you are over seventy. . . who gives a shit? 
 
  
 
 
Cowboy:  
"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
 
Cashier:  
"Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
 
Cowboy:  
"Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."
 
When you are over seventy, who gives a shit
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.
 
" I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
 
When you are over seventy, who gives a shit
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