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[Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs]

Men Teaching Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By May 8, 2012 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . 

Class 1 
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.. 

Class 2 
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,

or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion. 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. 

Class 3 
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.  

Class 5 
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM 

Class 6 
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups. 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM 

Class 7 
Can a  Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ....
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. 

Class 8 
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class 9  
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 

Class 10 
How to  Parallel   Park  In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations. 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.  

Class 11 
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes

Without Throwing Passengers

Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined   

Class 12 
How to Shop by Yourself. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 


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