“Sorry You’re Dead, But We Have Usurped So Much Power From You That You Must Expect Us To Make Mistakes."

[Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs]

WE CARE
Dear Obamacare Customer,

Your (circle one or more) friend/relative was found dead after missing required treatment.
We realize that the life of your spouse/lover/significant other is important to you and you have every right to expect the medical treatment for this person that we promised you. We, the Affordable Care Act Powers That Be, make every effort to properly handle the medical treatment decisions entrusted to us, but due ot the large volume, occasional damage does occur.
When an Obamcare Insurance Front Organization handles in excess of three million insurance claims daily, it is imperative that we use modern streamlined decision making processes. It is also an actuality that such quantitative decision making does not permit personal attention to individual patients. If paperwork is improperly filled out or identification is not confirmed correctly, it often causes sickness and death. So it is really all your fault.
We are constantly striving to improve our processing methods to assure that--outside of our eugenics and depopulation goals--a death like that of your boy toy/sperm donor/concubine/sire/offspring can be eliminated. We regret the inconvenience you have experienced.
Sincerely,
Director,
Health and Human Services.

http://politicaloutcast.com/2013/11/sorry-youre-dead-but-we-have-us...

[Caterina Platt]

Unfortunately, unless we crazy, nut job patriots can effect some serious changes, this is more a premonition than it is satire, I'm afraid.  DG, your writings are superb.  :)