Never Stand in Line

[Effie Dickson]

Secrets of the Secret Service

 

Very interesting but not surprising. Scroll down to read what Kessler thinks 
of the presidents he served. And now, you'll know the rest of the story. 
Interesting snippets from Ronald Kessler's book about our presidents.

 

JOHN & JACQUELINE KENNEDY
*A philanderer of the highest order.*
*She ordered the kitchen help to save all the left-over wine from State 
dinners, mixed it with fresh wine and served again during the next White 
House occasion.*

LYNDON & LADYBIRD JOHNSON
*Another philanderer of the highest order. In addition, LBJ was as crude as 
the day is long. Both JFK and LBJ kept a lot of women in the White House for 
extramarital affairs and both had set up early warning systems to alert them 
if/when their wives were nearby. Both were promiscuous and oversexed men.*
*She was either naive or just pretended to not know about her husband's many 
liaisons.*

RICHARD & PAT NIXON
*A "moral" man but very odd, weird, paranoid. He had a horrible relationship 
with his family and was almost a recluse.*
*She was quiet most of the time.*

SPIRO AGNEW
*Nice, decent man. Everyone in the Secret Service was surprised by his 
downfall.*

GERALD & BETTY FORD
*A true gentlemen who treated the Secret Service with respect and dignity. 
He had a great sense of humor. *
*She drank a lot!*

JIMMY & ROSALYN CARTER
*A complete phony who would portray one picture of himself to public and 
very different in private e.g. would be shown carrying his own luggage but 
the suitcases were always empty. He kept empty ones just for photo ops. He 
wanted people to see him as pious and a non-drinker but he and his family 
drank alcohol a lot! He had disdain for the Secret Service and was very 
irresponsible with the "football" with nuclear codes. He didn't think it was 
a big deal and would keep military aides at a great distance. Often did not 
acknowledge the presence of Secret Service personnel assigned to serve him.*
*She mostly did her own thing.*

RONALD & NANCY REAGAN
*The real deal, moral, honest, respectful and dignified. They treated Secret 
Service and everyone else with respect and honor, thanked everyone all the 
time. He took the time to know everyone on a personal level. One favorite 
story was early in his Presidency when he came out of his room with a pistol 
tucked on his hip. The agent in charge asked: "Why the pistol, Mr. 
President?" He replied, "In case you boys can't get the job done, I can 
help." It was common for him to carry a pistol. When he met with Gorbachev, 
he had a pistol in his briefcase.
*She was very nice but very protective of the President and the Secret 
Service was often caught in the middle. She tried hard to control what he 
ate. He would say to the agent, "Come on, you gotta help me out." The 
Reagan's drank wine during State dinners and special occasions only 
otherwise they shunned alcohol. The Secret Service could count on one hand 
the times they were served wine during family dinner. For all the fake 
bluster of the Carters, the Reagan's were the ones who lived life as 
genuinely moral people.*

GEORGE W. & LAURA BUSH
*The Secret Service loved him and Laura Bush. He was also the most 
physically in shape who had a very strict workout regimen. The Bushes made 
sure their entire administrative and household staff understood that they 
were to respect and be considerate of the Secret Service.*
*She was one of the nicest First Ladies, if not the nicest. She never had 
any harsh word to say about anyone.*

BILL & HILLARY CLINTON
*Presidency was one giant party. Not trustworthy. He was nice mainly because 
he wanted everyone to like him but to him life is just one big game and 
party. Everyone knows about his sexuality.*
*She is another phony. Her personality would change the instant cameras were 
near. She hated, with open disdain the military and Secret Service. She was 
another who felt people were there to serve her. She was always trying to 
keep tabs on Bill Clinton.*

ALBERT GORE
*An egotistical ass who was once overheard by his Secret Service detail 
lecturing his son that he needed to do better in school or he would end up 
like these guys, pointing to the agents.*

GEORGE H. & BARBARA BUSH
*Extremely kind and considerate, always respectful. Took great care in 
making sure the agents' comforts were taken care of. They even brought them 
meals. One time she brought warm clothes to agents standing outside at 
Kennebunkport. One was given a warm hat and, when he tried to say "no 
thanks" even though he was obviously freezing, the President said "Son, 
don't argue with the First Lady. Put the hat on." He was the most prompt of 
the Presidents. He ran the White House like a well-oiled machine.*
*She ruled the house and spoke her mind.*

*BARACK & MICHELLE OBAMA
*Clinton all over again - hates the military and looks down on the Secret 
Service. He is egotistical and cunning. He looks you in the eye and appears 
to agree with you but turns around and does the opposite. He has temper 
tantrums.*
*She is a complete bitch who basically hates anybody who is not black, hates 
the military and looks at the Secret Service as servants.*

A 'TRUE STORY ABOUT' General McChrystal's resignation in Obama's office from 
General McChrystal's book! NEVER STAND IN LINE AGAIN
Some men carry and handle their diplomacy better than others. When former 
U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan, General McChrystal, was called into 
the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren't going to go well 
when the President accused him of not supporting him in his political role 
as President.
"It's not my job to support you as a politician, Mr. President, it's my job 
to support you as Commander-in-Chief," McChrystal replied, and he handed 
Obama his resignation.
Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal's resignation, the President made a 
cheap parting shot. "I bet when I die you'll be happy to piss on my grave."
The General saluted and said, "Mr. President, I always told myself after 
leaving the Army, I'd never stand in line again."