As Creepy As Clowns

Dark Clouds Rain Down Tears Washing Away Swirling Colors From The Clown's Face..





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When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."
> >>> "Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "
> >>> "Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
> >>> 1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
> >>> 2) How many seconds are in a year?
> >>> 3) What is God's first name?
> >>> "Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
> >>> St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."
> >>> "The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
> >>> "Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
> >>> "Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
> >>> St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."
> >>> "And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."
> >>> "Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"
> >>> "I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
> >>> St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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