As Creepy As Clowns

Dark Clouds Rain Down Tears Washing Away Swirling Colors From The Clown's Face..


#01

I had a case of whisky in my cellar and the Memsahib told me to empty the contents down the sink, or else...so I reluctantly proceeded with the unhappy task.

I drew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with exception of one glass, which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the second bottle and did likewise, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I emptied the third bottle, except for a glass, which I drank and then took the cork from the fourth sink, poured the glass down the bottle and drank that too.

I pulled the bottle from the next glass, drank one sink out of it, and emptied the rest down the cork.

Then I pulled the sink from the next bottle and poured it down the glass and drank the cork, and finally I took the glass from the last bottle, emptied the cork, poured the sink down the rest and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles and glasses and corks with the other and found that there were 29: To make sure I recounted them when they came by again and this time there were 74.

As the house came around the next time I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses and sinks and glasses and corks and bottles counted, except one house, which I drank. 

 

#02

A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency.

Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.

The couple produce photos of their 50 foot motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.

"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."

Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.

"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."

The social workers are finally satisfied.


They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"


"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon.

 

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#04

Now I'm not saying that the Memsahib is fat, but she has more chins than a chinese phone book

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