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Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs's Blog – October 2011 Archive (12)

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 9:00am — No Comments

Vocabulary Lesson

Vocabulary Word for the Day
 
 
LIQUIDITY



Definition: Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds and wet your…
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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 8:45am — 1 Comment

Which dessert are you?

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 8:36am — No Comments

Can you believe this?

Obama Considers Injecting U.S. Children with Anthrax 

By Ben Johnson, The White House Watch

The Obama administration is considering injecting American…
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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 8:30am — No Comments

Was this His decision?

     

Decision By The Inch: 

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. A doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.  Now you probably don't remember but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk and talk…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 8:30am — No Comments

What if you're older than this?

This kind of says it all !!!!

 

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 8:28am — No Comments

What if you're older than this?

This kind of says it all !!!!

 

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 8:28am — No Comments

Just a funny story



If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before  getting the facts  and thinking things through, you will love  this!

  



Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.   The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.  The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He asked the guy, "How…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 8:13am — No Comments

Most of you know Scoop from sodahead. She sent me this. You''ve seen it if you're still on there,but I thought the rest of you ought to have the chance!

PLEASE WATCH VIDEO AT THE END—IT IS ASTOUNDING.

 

AMAZING 12 YEAR OLD GIRL 

 

Sometimes…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 8:09am — No Comments

I thought those of you who aren't on sodahead might like to see this!

        Subject: West TX Beauty, Wildlife & Livestock: by Texas State Photographer -

If you're from Texas and love the outdoors..this will stir…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 8:02am — No Comments

Those of you still on soda head have seen this

I'm Literally rolling in the floor over this one!      http://www.frontporchpolitics.com/2011/10/democrats-in-uproar-over-this-barack-obama-billboard/

Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 6, 2011 at 7:02pm — No Comments

Things don't always look like the answer you asked for, but God knows it is!

Three Trees

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 6, 2011 at 7:17am — No Comments

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