Bear Removal

[Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs]

A man in rural Minnesota wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.  He calls the number for Up North BearRemovers. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van.  He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12-gauge shotgun and a mean old pit bulldog. "How are you going to do this?" thehomeownerasks. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He then hands the shotgun to thehomeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks thehomeowner. "If the bear knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog."

 

[maggot]

lol