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T H E   Jewish  GRANDMOTHER



A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson

who is coming to visit with his wife.





"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . 

There is a big panel at the front door.    With your elbow , push…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on February 17, 2012 at 5:06am — No Comments

Obama's Psalm

Good morning all! A friend sent this to me, and i just Had to share !                                                                           Obama is my shepherd; I shall not work. 



He keepth jobs out of the hands of the people, 


Which leadeth the country to class warfare and polarizati­on.
 

He encouraget­h…
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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on February 7, 2012 at 4:21am — No Comments

Truth

It seems that we can't get much of the truth out of our government these days.  Here's a slice of reality for you concerning the national debt.


http://thefrogprince.hubpages.com/hub/The-Truth-So-You-Want-The-Truth


As Always,


The Frog Prince

Added by The Frog Prince on February 5, 2012 at 7:06am — No Comments

OUR "CAMPAIGN WEEKEND" IN LAKELAND FL.

I know, I know....you're like damnyoumaggot! You finally put the camera down long enough to write a blog...? Kind of....I'm typing with one hand and filming the cat sleeping with the other....

It's been quite a busy weekend for the maggot family. Pull up a chair and I'll tell you a tale.

 

 It's one of Republican campaign trails and masquerade balls John McCain stumps for Romney While McCollum pumps up Newt Heard some spin, heard some…

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Added by maggot on January 29, 2012 at 3:00pm — 1 Comment

Why men are never depressed



 

Men Are Just Happier People—

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack...

You can be…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on January 27, 2012 at 5:20am — No Comments

Letter from a friend

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on January 27, 2012 at 5:10am — No Comments

You Didn't Get An Invite Either...

Here's something I wrote a couple of days ago before it really hit the press.  I do have good sources.  LMAO

http://thefrogprince.hubpages.com/hub/So-Lets-Throw-A-Party-And-Not-Tell-Anyone-About-It

Have a great Hump Day.

The Frog

Added by The Frog Prince on January 11, 2012 at 7:58am — No Comments

Obama declares himself dictator of the USA







It's Official: Barack Obama Has Declared Himself De-facto Dictator Of The United States Of America.



     While the tyrannical pronouncement went largely…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on January 11, 2012 at 7:00am — No Comments

A great example of knowing it all

 

http://www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/graphics/etihad05.jpg

OOPS !



This brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest

passenger airplane ever built, sits just outside its hangar

in Toulouse , France without a single hour of airtime.

 


Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on January 3, 2012 at 10:00pm — No Comments

Immigration in Arizona

Sent to me by a friend named Mark that is married to a LEGAL Mexican.      Bob Uda

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ILLEGAL MEXICANS - PLEASE WATCH THIS & LET IT SINK IN



Watch, and let this sink in! 



The person in this video is a professor (Ph.D.) at Yavapai College in Prescott , Arizona . He puts a different spin…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on January 3, 2012 at 9:59pm — No Comments

Kim Jung Un



 

I am really concerned about North Korea's appointment of the "dear leader",

Kim Jung Ill's youngest son to be the new leader of North Korea -- a nuclear

power!



After all, Kim Jung Un (pronounced Kim's young-un?) had NO military

experience whatsoever before daddy made him a four-star general in the

military.  This is a…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on January 3, 2012 at 9:43pm — No Comments

The way it is



Now this is an astute and correctly described event...

 

In the New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of

the Union address will occur on the same day.



This is an ironic juxtaposition of events.



One…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on January 3, 2012 at 9:40pm — No Comments

I'm Banned & 404'd Photobucket & SH Happy B'Day Friend HELLNO!

Hey Guys. SodaHead and Photobucket and their WISDOM? have banned my photos. 404's my newest discussions. I spend most of my time working so I have no idea WTF. I guess I'm pretty much screwed. They are both owned by the same co. So I'm going back to work, I've appealed to PB. lost 30,000 of my personal, business, and years of work photos. Hope everyone had a Grand New Years Celebration. My nephew and I are looking to move. Take care everyone, Happy B' Day dear Hellno! Cat

Added by Cat Freeman on January 3, 2012 at 1:33pm — 1 Comment

Petraeus says "Good bye"

Adm. Mike Mullen (left), chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, stands with (from second from left) U.S. Army Gen. David H. Petraeus; Holly Petraeus (partially hidden), the general's wife; and 2nd Lt. Stephen Petraeus, Gen. and Mrs. Petraeus' son, during an armed forces farewell tribute and retirement ceremony for the general on Wednesday, Aug. 31, 2011, at Joint Base Myer-Henderson Hall in Arlington. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh) Adm. Mike Mullen (left), chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, stands with (from second from left) U.S. Army Gen. David H. Petraeus; Holly Petraeus (partially hidden), the general’s wife; and 2nd Lt. Stephen Petraeus, Gen. and Mrs.…
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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on January 3, 2012 at 7:56am — No Comments

The price of a miracle









A little girl went 



to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. 











She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three 



times, even.. The total had to be exactly perfect... No chance here for…

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on January 3, 2012 at 7:50am — No Comments

Osama Bin Laden is still dead --- in all 57 states

As Barack Obama resurrects his …

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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on December 12, 2011 at 6:37am — No Comments

IN RESPONSE TO DEBRA STRICKLAND’S “OCCUPY HAS CLEAR GOALS”

yes.

the ows movement’s goals have become quite clear.…

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Added by maggot on October 29, 2011 at 10:30am — No Comments

Now This is customer service!





GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, a Christian nation, land of the free and home of the brave.



How may I help you?





Press '1' for English.

Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English…





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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 9:00am — No Comments

Vocabulary Lesson

Vocabulary Word for the Day
 
 
LIQUIDITY



Definition: Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds and wet your…
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Added by Fay Dickson-- AKA doofs on October 29, 2011 at 8:45am — 1 Comment

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